askpohsib:

wh

it’s that time of night

emptyoc-s:

iconicinditement:

emptyoc-s:

PP: ……

“UP HIS SLEEVIES!”

It’s so bad and it doesn’t make sense to him, but he’s laughing anyway because he doesn’t get it. Putting his hand over his mouth and laughing quietly into it, trying his best not to be too loud.

“That’s… that’s a good one sir.”

“BECAUSE ARMS GO IN SLEEVES! YES JOKE GOOD! VERY FUNNY HO HO HO HO!”

PP: -FACEPALM- PLEASE DON’T EXPLAIN YOUR JOKES.

He wanted another joke but didn’t want to ask for one, for the sake of the other.

“Yes, it was a good joke. Or at least I think it was.”

He giggled a bit, putting a hand over his mouth to try and stifle more noises.

citruscandy:

so painting with a pigeon is a lot harder than it sounds

sexy-spider8itch:

butts-with-bro-shades:

failkitten:

onciesbutt:

justcallmejell:

jessssssssicaa:

call-me-reptar:

a-paper-anchor:

nostalgicloser:

clnhll:

jetblacktothecenter:

seanscheidt:

takeasail:

i am crying.

this is the best bit of marketing ever!

holy fuck

i just laughed so loud that i got scared i woke up the other people in my house.

screaming

 my voice is gone. i sound like a smoker weezing 

GOOD

BYE

DYING

DEAD

GONE

BYE

LMAO , Omg , too funny .

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR REASONS


OH GOD

I JUST PEED

That’s the power of pine sol baby.

(Source: videohall)

drunkenfist:

o… OPEN SANDWICH