also doodled Ric and Serloi because wow I have a cough and sorta a fever??
serloi is incredibly irritated because of ricmens well-thought out, perfectly executed disguise fools him and serloi thinks his kismesis is missing
more lolis to come
“Oh, I assure you darling, you don’t hit that hard. I’d mostly forgotten about it until you brought it up.”
“I DON’T HIT HARD HE SAYS!
I MUST’VE HIT YOU HARD ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT IT!! AH HAH HAH.”
by Jake Walters
teri on the outside:
teri on the inside:
Ricmen on the Outside:
On the Inside:
A little late to this but
Crazy Highblood Ricmen
GB: I am so interesting OKAY.
GB: Yes it is, YES I DO.
II: No way, prove it.
GB: And how do you expect me to that?
GB: I don’t have a book on turn on’s Ricmen.
II: Well then.
II: If you’re going to be that way, I would expect you to know what you want.
II: Not fumbling around, scratching your head in thought.
UC: I’d enj*y it if y*u refrained fr*m calling me sweetheart.
UC: I was simply w*ndering if y*u were willing t* chat.
II: You’re asking me to do the impossible, sweetheart.
II: Tell you what, you let me call you that little name and my cooperation will go up with you twofold, meaning I will tolerate quite a bit more from you.
II: Especially if I’ve just met you.
II: And to answer your question, yes, I’m willing to talk. It’s all I can do, or at least in the textual form at least.
UC: S*unds liKe a decent deal, sir.
UC: I h*pe y*u d*n’t mind me calling y*u sir. It’s a f*rce *f habit.
UC: Anyways. Aside fr*m being apparently grievi*usly ill, h*w are y*u?
II: I do mind it, I’m a formal man but there are terms I dislike being used used against me. In turn I will not call you them either.
II: ‘Sir’ happens to be one of them.
II: You may call me Ricmen, and to be honest i’m very tired, and still very hungry. Though I lack the energy to take myself downstairs to the thermal hull so I can properly feed myself.
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
reblogging for the flawless commentary